It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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