You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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