The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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