Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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