It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
