with your own penis?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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