I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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