She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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