Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You made out with two different species that night
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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