Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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