You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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