He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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