he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
3 2 1 whiskey
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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