He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
