no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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