I'm jealous of your bromance
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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