how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
