U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
All I want is dick and wine.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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