I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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