I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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