omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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