day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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