I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
