He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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