he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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