I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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