when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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