I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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