No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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