I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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