we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Randomize
