i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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