oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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