Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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