O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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