I'm really into asian looking animals
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
