before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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