He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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