There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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