After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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