There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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