Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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