am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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