Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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