Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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