I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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