I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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