i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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