Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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