How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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