I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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