Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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