THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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