Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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