Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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