i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize